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What is Carbon ?
Well, according to Wikipedia, Carbon is a chemical element with symbol C and atomic number 6. As a member of group 14 on the periodic table, it is nonmetallic and tetravalent—making four electrons available to form covalent chemical bonds. LOL.
What does this have to do with poker ?
You know honestly we have no clue how tetravelent bonds relate to poker. Maybe the founders of the site thought that poker chips resembled the electrons found on the periphery of carbon atoms. Maybe they established a correlation between the alchemical reactions found in carbon and the chemical reaction known as tilt you get when playing poker. Anyways, these are our best guesses.